It’s always WAY more fun for me to write about my real-life adventures than theory. Don’t get me wrong, I love you guys and I know it helps ya learn, but GODDAMNED is it more fun to talk about real life!
As you know, I’ve been in France the last few months. I had a pretty baller December right before I left – I remember having sex with 3 girls within some short amount of time, I think it was 36 hours or something? I know I got laid with strange for xmas, so that was nice.
Then BOOM, France. Let me tell you, it has not been as ‘kind’ to me as I had expected. The girls are super hot, no doubt. The seem to be decently easy too, for French guys. But my first issue is that I am an hour outside of Paris so I don’t get to go out that often, and when I did, it was the fucking language barrier. What a bitch! For all of January and February, my french was good enough to open girls in french, but not to keep them, and they really didn’t seem too keen on speaking english. Also, french game is HIGHLY social circle… bc things are so expensive, and wine is cheap, people always party at house parties, that’s it. So if you can’t ‘parler’, it makes it REALLY hard. That whole two months, I only had sex with two fresh girls, and they were international students who spoke English. They were both hot, but they were both asian… and that’s like a major minus in my book, even though half the school is trying to sleep with these girls.
This all changed in March. My French was finally good enough to run game 
I went on Spring Break to Eastern Europe and MAN was that a breathe of fresh air! And to my surprise, half the town was french college students, on vacation. It was the perfect storm! My French was finally good enough, I was suddenly SUPER interesting bc I wasn’t just a random guy with shitty french in Paris, but an American in Eastern Europe who could speak French hitting on French girls on vacation. HUGE DIFFERENCE. On the Eastern Europeans side, I did some damage there, got a few Eastern European girls naked in their beds (no sex, sorry), and had about 3 GORGEOUS girls fall in love with me.
However, I met this hottie french girl while I was there and she just ate me up. I picked her up completely in French (running solo I might add), and after that, the combined opportunity to lay her, and to practice my blossoming french was just too much… we hung out and had sex for the rest of the week. I put good effort into my other girls, like I said, but at the end of the day, I was content to hang out with French-y.
As word started to spread that I would be in the states soon ( I go back on next monday), my facebook messages REALLY started blowing back up. All the american girls that I left in December (plus my current three different girlfriends back home) started getting really excited. Right now, my first few days back in the states will be me laying my hometown girlfriend for the first few days, and then I have this girl from December coming into town for a week — I really don’t like to re-do girls but she is a 9, is 21 years old, and the sex is killer so I just can’t say no! She almost makes me want to date her, half-seriously. So I’ve got to think of a good lie to cover my tracks for why I can’t see my girlfriend for that week — I’m thinking a death in the family? no idea yet. If this other girl lived in chicago, it would be a no-brainer… I’d drop my current gf and switch to this new one.
I’ve got another french girl back home that has a crush on me — she’s an au pair I met but would never cough it up! I remember — the last time I went out with her, I had had sex with a fresh girl the night before, and I had sex with another fresh girl the night AFTER, but she left me high and dry. I never ever push for sex anyways, but this time, I had absolutely no incentive to be bothered by her curious behavior. Anyways, she’s about to go back to France permanently, and since my French is pretty kickass right now, she wants to see me. She out of nowhere solicited me to come see me, voluntarily paying for her own flight mind you, in chicago, and to stay for like 5 days. So I’m guessing that sex is going to happen. If not, I am just going to let her stay at my place and I’ll just go sleep with my chicago girlfriend. Either way, it will be fun to see her, party with her, and refresh my language skills.
Anyways, so last weekend I went to Bordeaux to see this French girl from Spring Break — let me tell you something, there is NO luckier man than an highly-tuned pickup artist, who is American, who can speak French, who knows a french girl. Like I said, french game is super social circle. I showed up and OMG, my girl had such GORGEOUS friends. I was dying. I mean, my girl is hot too, she’s like a 9, but fuck me these other girls were sexy. Worse, it was just me, another gay guy, and 9 HOT french girls. It was a moment, let me tell you. The hottest of the girls had a clear crush on me, so much that my own girl kept bringing it up later that night. Man, I wish I had had a wingman there, he woulda been in pua heaven.
Anyways, I really liked my french girl — a lot. We had great sex like 3 times a day, she made me dinner, coffee, did my laundry, and explored the town with me. She JUST turned 21, which is hilarious because that doesn’t mean anything in France — the drinking age is 18 lol. But we had a blast and it was kinda hard to say good bye.
So I have one last weekend here in France, and then its back to slavery in school — having to do way too much homework, and still find time to try and find jobs after graduation. Oh well, the more work I have, the more motivation I have to party!
